I spent 14,000+ words on melonfarming Daikatana, and now it’s time for William Shatner’s TekWar: The Game! I’ve been thinking about writing this off and on for a couple of months, but I finally sat down and fought through this, this… piece of software over the course of the last two to three days. So I decided to write another video game review. For thine is the kingdom, and the toupee, and the glory. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from properly-designed computer games. As we forgive those who trespass against us. Give us this day, our daily TekWar, and forgive us our trespasses. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Our Shatner, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Isn’t that enough? Why must we judge a god like this? Is it a bad game? Hey, let’s just say that it’s a game. William Shatner starred in a video game 20 years ago.
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